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	May 6, 2006-- Porter Goss resignation as CIA Director paves way for nomination of Kansas Senator Pat Roberts.  (Will Jane Harmonize with Roberts?           Speculation on whom Bush will nominate to replace Porter Goss seems to be focusing on Hayden, but my prediction is that it will be Sen. Pat Roberts of Kansas.             Why is it likely that Bush will nominate Kansas Senator Pat Roberts (R) to replace Porter Goss? Because he needs to name someone with the greatest chance of being confirmed in the shortest period of time with the least exposure to conspiratorially propagandistic cross-examination in the Senate by Senators in the Left Wing (nay, Fuselage) of the Democratic Party. Roberts' Senatorial clout, coupled with his own prior experience in the intelligence field, makes him the person most likely to fit the bill. It's sad to see Goss resign. Perhaps his elbows were sharp enough for the job but too sharp for peers and/or a superior. Let's hope Roberts' elbows are at least as strong, if not as sharp.           Meanwhile, most of us need to retrieve air-sickness bags to aid us in enduring the kinds of conspiratorially propagandistic questions we're likely to hear directed at Roberts (or whoever were to be the nominee) by the likes of Ted "al JaTeddya" Kennedy [01], Dick "stick-a-target-on-our-troops'-backs" Durbin [02] and [03], , Hillary "too-sexy-to-be-President" Clinton [04], Joe "The Poser" Biden, John "Full-Medal-Jacket" Kerry [05], Charles "don't-get-between-me-and-a-camera" Schumer, Patrick "Mission Accomplished" Leahy [06], and Robert "Cued Clucks Clan" Byrd [07].           Not only will they use the confirmation process to attack Bush for warrantless wiretapping of communications by terror suspects to persons inside the United States (and vice-versa), but they'll also continue their unrelenting campaign against Rumsfeld [08] (but with the same "success" they've enjoyed in previous attacks on Rummy). Meanwhile, Carl Bernstein [09] and the rest of the fringe-left continue their nostalgia for "Deep Throat" [10]. Sources [01]=[http://polisat.com/images/AlJaTeddya.gif]; [02]=[http://polisat.com/images/DurbinSaysHe'sSorry-WMV-Toon-NotVideo.gif]; [03]=[http://polisat.com/Video/DDADDADDADDDD.wmv]; [04]=[http://polisat.com/Basic_Instinct.htm]; [05]=[http://polisat.com/images/JohnKerry'sFullMedalJacket.gif]; [06]=[http://polisat.com/images/DubyaLeahyAndClan.gif]; [07]=[http://polisat.com/CuedClucksClan.htm]; [08]=[http://PoliSat.Com/Firing_Rumsfeld_Episode_X.htm]; [09]=[http://polisat.com/DailyPoliticalSatire-Commentary/Archives060401--060430/du20y06m04d21-01.htm] [10]=[http://polisat.com/Video/DTMF--DTBF-WMV.wmv] Permanent Link to this commentary: [http://wrenncom.com/CommentaryArchives/2006/20y06m05d06-01.asp] Jim Wrenn Editor, Political Satire/Commentary at PoliSat.Com  Jim Wrenn is Editor at WrennCom.Com and Editor at PoliSat.Com.  His Clinton Liebrary Book is available at http://ClintonLiebraryBook.Com.                                                             end